Suggested Titles for O.J.’s Next Books

If There Was Hidden Evidence The Cops Didn’t Find, Here’s Where It Would Be

Okay, It Was Me. Just Kidding!

Gentle Backrubs and 101 Other Activities You Can Do With Your Ex-Wife Besides Brutally Killing Her

I Did It (It = Not Commit Murder)

Arrest Me, I’m Guilty… Of Nothing

The Day I Scored Four Touchdowns in One Game and Didn’t Kill My Ex-Wife

I’m Only a Murderer On Opposite Day

I Killed My Ex-Wife and Her Friend In A Jealous Rage…Not!

If I Murdered Two People And Wrote A Book About It, This Would Be It

Why I Did What I Didn’t Do

‘I Wish I Could Go Back In Time And Not Commit Murder.’ That’s What I’d Be Saying If I Did It.

I Ruined My Life When I Didn’t Kill Anyone That Day

The Football Player Who Killed His Ex-Wife - A Fictional Novel by O.J. Simpson

There Was Blood Everywhere: My Life as an EMT Trainee

I Murdered ‘Em (Doing Stand-Up. [Not that Thing About My Ex-Wife.])