You need to understand some people are just born lucky, example today in the Percy Building as you walk through the main entrance immediately on the left is a chocolate/drinks vending machine. Well on passing today I notice there was a packet of Rolo’s hanging by a thread just waiting to fall, just a slight tap and they would be anybodies.
It was a 2 hour CSC2002 lecture meaning half way through we get a little break of 10 minutes. The break came and I sat there as usual just thinking about nothing in particular. Richard called me out for some reason for which I have now forgotten. Anyway I thought about going to the toilet, then not about going to the toilet. Then decided upon actually going to the toilet meaning after all that thinking there was only 5 minutes left of our little break. On returning back from the toilet I had noticed that Richard had spotted the Rolo’s hanging and thought he would try to dislodge them with quick shake of the machine. ‘You watch is there anybody coming??!’, few shakes later still no Rolo’s, another shake but still no joy. A girl comes over in the middle of Richard shaking the machine wanting to use it. I bet Richard was thinking the same thing as me, “I bet she is going for those bloody Rolo’s, 2 for 1 BASTARD”. Anyway she didn’t want the Rolo’s (I bet secretly she did), leaving me and Richard with the Rolo’s still hanging on the edge. Before she left though she told some random story about getting a free packet of crisps a few days before but I didn’t take much notice I was hey forget the Rolo’s pet your cute. Anyway I’m fluttering away from the story now, Richard decided you place his bets and see what the outcome would hold.
In went the 50p, the spring like metal thing rotated, out with the first packet, it kept turning out with the second packet too. Two packets for an amazing 45p you couldn’t even get them that cheap in Londis if you tried.
Although that was a highlight of my day, the other was Richard getting wrong off Christina for writing I love Garry Glitter on the back of Gary’s chair.
Hilarious
-Kyle