A 20-year-old Taiwanese woman had to have a mobile phone surgically removed from her back passage after a sex game went horribly wrong. According to a report by PA, doctors in Taipei eventually managed to get the phone - a Nokia 8850 - out and said kinky sex games with her boyfriend has led to the rectal rumpus. Why a phone? Well, the vibrate function is definitely thought to have something to do with it. Whose phone? They cannot be sure whether she coveted her own phone or her boyfriend’s. Or whether it was damaged in the ordeal (apart from olfactorially)
The image is not a real X-ray, but “artist’s impression of what doctors might have seen”.
-Kyle (theregister)