Sorry,
I had planned on writing a few posts while I was in London but haven’t had the time to write much while I was away. Now that I have returned home I have started to catch up on the main news stories I have missed over the past few days.
One thing that struck me right away was about the terrible death of the WWE wrestler Chris Benoit and his family, now its been a few years since I’ve properly watched wrestling but I could still remember Benoit and his ‘ Crippler Crossface ‘ therefore finding this news to be tragic.
Normally I wouldn’t have draw your attention to this but I found the last segment on Wikipedia linking to this Wikipedia news article to be very interesting. What’s interesting is that Wikipedia mentioned Benoit’s wife death 14 hours before the police entered the Benoit family home to discover their bodies. Now this is more likely a rumour or even a cockup along the line (I couldn’t see Chris Benoit doing this). But it gave me a great idea for writing a murder novel in which the details of the murder would be place on the Internet (Not necessarily Wikipedia) before they were discovered to have happen, with a female detective in charge (give it that eery Silence of the Lambs feeling!).
That brings me on to another subject Silence of the Lambs, now guys
your lucky to can still think back with kind thought and say ”that is a great film”. Unfortunately I can’t, after a recent trip to Soho to see a tranny version of the film which was very adult explicit. In this version we got to see Buffalo Bill who performs his normal tranny dance at the end of the film (you know the piece in the dark with Clarice). Although Bill was acting as a man who then dressed up as a woman, in the show we got to see him chop off his own penis but this was already a man who is now really a woman(I hope your following this). He had the upper body of a man but a woman’s bits and bobs which were on show throughout the performance. On one occasion they used the music from the Benny Hill show to imply a chasing theme which I found to be quite amusing. This act had just finished performing at Glastonbury, with mixed reviews. This club was my ‘ surprise ‘ for the night from John and Erin, to say the least it WAS a surprise the place was filled with trannies and gays from wall to wall.
Now I am going to say something that could hinder a job in later life, if they ever discover my little web journal here. My little secret was that I found the performer who was playing Clarice Starling to be an attractive person. The problem being I couldn’t decide whether it was a man or a woman. John was telling me it was a woman, but because of the shows location and the rest or the shows performers I couldn’t be certain. If John was wrong I’m thinking of the Johnny Cash song titled ‘ I hung my head ‘. Oh I forgot sorry employers don’t discriminate anymore over sex do they ?
Its now late and I was wondering could I give any advice to members of the public out when hitting the clubs in Soho. Soho is a great place but on having a night out I learned to 2 vital points in which you should always remember. Have your Oyster card, the bus or tube is only going to cost £1.50. This means when a gentleman comes up to you in the street and asks you for a taxi you will say NO. The man is running illegal taxi business in which he takes you to your wrong destination and cuts you like a sausage (oh sorry that was the perform I had just saw). The second point being don’t follow the man that suggests he can get you strippers for £15, your more likely going to die if you follow him down that dark back alley. Follow these 2 simple points and you should be fine, so kick back and enjoy the strippers.
A big thank you goes out to Erin and John for putting me up for a few days.
Regards
-Kyle
(This post was written on the evening of 28th June).