Jobs live On Stage - I Need To Pee

As I sit at my computer lord Steve of Apple is on stage at the Moscone Centre in San Francisco doing what he does best, so while I have a few minutes in between those announcements I thought I would list them below;

A New version of Itunes is released tonight.

Iphone ringtones for 99 cents ( Day light robbery “You have to pay a second time to use a purchased song as a ringtone?!”).

A RED shuffle (John what did I tell you yesterday in McDonalds).

A New Nano is on its way too, with video playback, cover flow and a 2 inch screen (I was right about too);

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Looks like we don’t have a new touch screen ipod, just updates of the 5G model, the Ipod Classic sleeker and more memory (wowzers 160GB);

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Wait one second;

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Something’s coming….

Its the Ipod Touch, he’s done its again;

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The new iPod Touch is out, complete with touchscreen, Coverflow and all the eye candy you can imagine. The big surprise: it has Wi-Fi, with Safari and YouTube built-in. You know you want one.

So, 8GB is $299… the price for the 16GB is $399″. “Both models are available in just a few weeks… they’ll be shipping this month.”

Right were do I pay ?

Ok yes I forgot one more thing;

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Everything I’ve ever wanted from a Jobs Keynote, seen this coming too.

-Kyle