Category Archives: Humour

Pinky and the Brain

Pinky: “Gee Brain, what do you want to do tonight?”The Brain: “The same thing we do every night, Pinky - Try to take over the world!”
Nostalgia of children’s television, I hadn’t realized it was Steven Spielberg behind the show.
-Kyle
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Worth a Read

Pranking the prankster, selling your homemade Apple Powerbook on Ebay;
Our men left the shop, but not before setting the screen savers on the computers upstairs to scroll: “P-P-P-POWERBOOK!”

This maybe old news but it’s awfully funny.
-Kyle
 
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Management Exam Questions

The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you whether you are qualified to be a professional manager. Scroll down for each answer. The questions are NOT difficult.
Answer each question in chronological order;
1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the […]

The Best Job In The World

Something again I’ve stumbled upon;

Nope not hers, his….

Anyway at least she knows where his hands are.
Where do I hand in my CV?
-Kyle (via)
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Watch KipKay

I recommend this to everybody who reads this site, head over to kipkay.com and watch some of those guys videos. There all worth watching, well except that one about the Toasted Parmesan Tomato Sandwich.
One example of his sites material can be found below;

 

I wouldn’t know how legal that is, but much fun could be had burning […]

When did the 9/11 Attacks Occur

I don’t know what TV show this is off, but I had to post it for the American ignorance value;

9/11 so its was September 1st?

-Kyle
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10 Attributes of Really Lazy People

1. Inability to put forth the effort required to complete any task.
(That made me laugh)
-Kyle

OUCH! LINDA!

Again here we have another funny video from Youtube, listen to this short audio clip of Linda McCartney doing the backing vocals to ‘Hey Jude’ - Very Painful indeed;

Is this real, I ask the question?
If it is no wonder she stuck to making frozen vegetarian meals.
-Kyle
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Miss Teen USA 2007 - South Carolina answers a question

I heard about this last night on the radio, I was just falling asleep when it came on;

I nearly fell out of bed laughing.
-Kyle 

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The World According to Americans

Click for larger image, something I stumbled upon (via).

-Kyle
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My Old History

Have you ever got the feeling of greatness, that deep down somewhere you were once part of English Aristocracy?
I’ve always always had that feeling, today I received a photo from my grandfather making that feeling a reality.
I present to you Sir Kyle Mayne, Viscount South Shields Hall;

Ok maybe that feeling is still just a feeling?
-Kyle
(via MYPOSH […]

Courtroom Quotations

Something I stumbled upon : Courtroom Quotations;

Lawyer: “Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?”
Witness: “No.”
Lawyer: “Did you check for blood pressure?”
Witness: “No.”
Lawyer: “Did you check for breathing?”
Witness: “No.”
Lawyer: “So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?”
Witness: […]